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Sexy Demotivational Poster


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey sexy
Rating: 4.5/5

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PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

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Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks sexy kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

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sex toys www.sextoyonline.se sex shop sextoyonline.se


WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !


TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

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DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
LOL
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).


ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: sexy confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


I LOVE A WOMAN WITH DRAWN ON EYEBROWS - said no man ever


TAGS: eyebrows sexy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by vilnius

motifayk - June 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
The hair color, the plastic-like face look and those nails somehow remind of a doll... not by looks but by the artificial feel of it .. lol
dudeishehot - June 28, 2012, 11:29 am
Shocker [email protected],I agree
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:08 am
i think the green nails are just as disturbing
calvin5040 - June 21, 2012, 4:05 pm
crayola brows
jedimonk - June 21, 2012, 2:57 pm
id hit it!
steve1961 - June 21, 2012, 10:36 am
LOL Reminds me of a time that I was helping a woman outside at work who had done this. It was all good until it began to rain and her eyebrows started to run...LOL
Krissie - June 21, 2012, 8:00 am
Actually jumped back from the computer on this one, HA! Why women do this is beyond me...


THE BARONESS -




MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa sexy yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




WASTING AWAY -


TAGS: weight obsession wastes sexy women
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 8:41 pm
I'ts not you. It seems to come and go. Quite annoying
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 2:43 pm
Is it me, or is the FB count next to the FB button nonexistent on here?
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:27 am
Total 5L agreement


BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: sexy ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by prosti82

whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This




OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!


TAGS: officer jenny hot cop sexy pokemon pikachu
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by anon...

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.


THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor sex sexy intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Anidem

Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
VVVVV impotent VVVVVV
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?




TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta


TAGS: sexy beer pizza heaven
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

AdmiralAckbar - July 13, 2011, 2:14 am
Its a trap!
Ascetic - July 12, 2011, 9:01 pm
Mamma mia!
blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:09 pm
dude, your gonna complain about fake boobs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:37 pm
Agreed
5150monkeylove - April 25, 2011, 10:25 pm
limp pizza, fake boobs and watery beer.....pass 2 L


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


PHOTO BOMBER -




EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -




LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -


TAGS: lizvicious aol sexy goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LizVicious

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


COSPLAY -


TAGS: life time anime comic gilr sexy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by giulio

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
think i just became a cosplay fan
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:11 pm
I LOVE the tag cloud! Its helping find so much awesome shit!
illbazz - April 5, 2009, 5:01 pm
Doesn't really matter but DAMN!!!
Sesshu - February 23, 2009, 1:22 am
you mean 3-D being superior to 2-D although both images are actually 3-D
. - February 22, 2009, 10:52 am
Another case of 2-D being superior to 3-D...
"Charlie" - February 20, 2009, 7:41 pm
yes....yes it is


SOCCER FANS -




EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls sexy crazy things
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


HOT NURSES - An even better reason to go to the Hospital




C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.


TAGS: sexy girls dressup legs comic butts tits
Rating: 4.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:26 am
They're Neapolitan. What's your flavour: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla?


UNIFORM -


TAGS: life time star trek fashion sexy corset cleavage boot spock metaphor
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by giulio

Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:32 am
WOW! I'd drive those curves any day!!
Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:37 am
...or at one of Naru's costume parties. And even if you DO get invited, odds are you're not her type, being male and all...
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:10 am
Sadly the only places we're likely to see this is in an amateur YouTube or an illegal pornographic version.


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you sexy you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or Gays....


HALO 3 - cool, halo 3


TAGS: sexy halo
Rating: 3.07/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
I cut down trees. I skip and jump. "I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars." ...Yes, I am a lumberjack. This is completely irrelevant, but...5/5
bevhillsreborn - October 24, 2009, 8:03 pm
ouch.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2009, 2:21 pm
but are you a hot girl? didn't think so.
Hey, Lloyd - June 11, 2009, 1:58 pm
Guess what? I'm a girl and I love Halo. Don't judge man.
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
To the comments, gay test, fail?
Lloyd - December 3, 2008, 6:20 pm
Those girls probably don't even know what Halo is.
Chadd Hawkins - November 10, 2008, 8:24 pm
As long as I get to play with them too
Shtoink - October 6, 2008, 1:42 am
i... WANT to say this is cool... but the gaylo is telling me no...
Johnny - October 3, 2008, 9:57 pm
Not some much a lame caption as a good pic.


LOGIC -




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




WESKER - Sexyness at it's best


TAGS: wesker resident evil albert sexyness evil
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by aaron cordeiro

Cyriaque - April 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
wesker's a douche
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
The XL?
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 12:38 am
I own a homophobe. lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:33 am
You're, not your. You're homophobic, not your homophobic.
Bob D. Sailor - November 23, 2009, 12:23 am
I just hope aaron cordeiro is a chick cause if not... YOUR GAY!


REALITY -


TAGS: life time dream imagination comic fan anime girl cosplay sexy
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

ajlm9498 - June 2, 2011, 7:23 pm
Birdy Decoded
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 1:36 am
GheyForce
terrikavalon - April 14, 2010, 1:27 am
Anyone know what anime/manga this character is from?
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:07 pm
*smiles* fap


PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor sex sexy intercourse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Anidem

Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
North Carolina should be re-labeled Militias
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
You are from Nebraska per chance, Anidem?
Claire - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Texas is pretty much Mexico with laws...
Chron139 - October 9, 2009, 9:48 pm
idk dude; have you ever actually been to Iowa?
LOLOLOL - October 9, 2009, 8:54 pm
Iowa doesn't have alot of hicks and gays, that would be Kentucky


LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




GIRLS -




NICKELODEON -


TAGS: kids tv sexy dads cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

FatherTyme - June 6, 2011, 3:25 pm
We dan always count on Cubby to give the gif's that keep on giving...
Cubbybear - March 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's a link to the gif... http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/17-year-old-ariana-grande-wet-in-a-bikini-gif


HARLEY QUINN - She'll probably kill you while giggling like a schoolgirl, but she's a lot less frightening than any other clown.


TAGS: sexy or not all clowns are evil
Rating: 3.42/5

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Kelfka - January 8, 2016, 12:39 pm
Your not wrong. And she has more personality than all of them.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 8:39 pm
Your avatar is terrifyin. Kinda funny considerin mine is a hydra, but yeah, terrifyin.
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:33 pm
I'm not scary........right?


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time librarian school girl glasses sexy
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Eating Paste - September 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
Women and glasses give me a happy in my pants.


ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT."


TAGS: power girl zatanna comicon sexy sapphic impeding bloodflow to the brain
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:23 pm
what ever make them happy/horny
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:18 pm
Zatanna motorboatin Powergirl? Everyone wins! Especially Zatanna
_dog - September 23, 2009, 6:51 pm
Good poster, Briton of Rose. And comment, Mr.M.
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 1:48 pm
some jealous little shit bombed all the new ones
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 1:44 pm
HEY, Who bombed our Mascot!!?? 5 the heck out of this to get it back up the list!
motifake - August 26, 2009, 9:43 am

Holy crap! Its PORCELINA AND NARUTARDED!!!


HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.


TAGS: marvel dc catfight sexy nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: funny sexy housewives photoshop
Rating: 3.42/5

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shoosh - July 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
pretty good photoshop but the woman's left side still has light from the lamp. George should be blocking it and her dress should be darker where he's standing
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
+!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:06 pm
Sally Fields is too good for that bastard.
BobMan - July 20, 2009, 1:31 pm
Very hot woman. I'm sure shes not bored.


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace sexy celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


UNIBROWS - So Not Sexy




SMURFETTE - I didn't fully appreciate her as a child




MOTIVATION -




YOGA - The Baywatch of meditation techniques


TAGS: yoga sexy
Rating: 4.42/5

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mariand - March 9, 2012, 2:18 am
meh... some recent posters, have made me think about the posibility of starting yoga exercises.


FOCUS -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor stare sun beach bikini sexy sea shell joke
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by giulio

Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:23 am
I see some flowers but no seashell...5/5
Zed - September 20, 2009, 2:31 am
Sea shell? What, is that some new euphemism for tits???
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Sorry, all I see are the tread marks in the sand.


A GIRL'S LEGS ARE HER BEST FRIENDS - But all best friends must part eventually.


TAGS: long sexy legs
Rating: 4.66/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:49 am
Surprised this one's not on After Dark instead. @holymoly & @KylieM Yeah, and a majority of guys. ;)
spanko1 - February 1, 2012, 10:55 am
True dat!
holymoly - February 1, 2012, 10:14 am
@KylieM.... If this offends you, you might be playing on the wrong playground... us kids can be a little naughty
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:18 pm
this is very sexist
holymoly - January 31, 2012, 2:21 pm
usually the result of someone coming between them... 5 long lovely lions


GEORGE -


TAGS: handsome ugly sexy man rl
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

Reality Lord - July 25, 2010, 7:51 am

nah...it was all you. i just helped focus it.
tellitlikeitis - July 25, 2010, 6:14 am
Thanks for the positive feedback!
Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 8:26 pm
5/5 funny perfection
tellitlikeitis - July 24, 2010, 7:08 pm
Thanks for that! Being a newbie, I had some help from RL.
agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
Well captioned. 5L


SEX APPEAL - It is entirely possible to be TOO ATTRACTIVE.




ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot


TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by giulio

CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."


MY POKEMANZ - Are too sexy for this tunnel




SEXY AND I KNOW IT -


TAGS: sexy appeal
Rating: 4.67/5

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WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 3:19 pm
*puts gun to head* Game over, man. Game over!!!
RonE - April 9, 2012, 4:56 am
Eye candy for the ladies... very nice.
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:17 pm
*rips eyes out and runs of a cliff*
axe11154 - April 8, 2012, 5:18 pm
:( why rerun why you make me blind


HOW MUCH - Would you like to have this job?


TAGS: funny job sexy best ever
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:59 am
This rabbit has a mind of his own - keeps wandering off
redhdsrbst - June 17, 2010, 11:45 am
Depends on what she had for dinner ;-)
djsal - June 13, 2010, 2:29 pm
From where is this from.


STEAMPUNK - Assimilate Me Please!


TAGS: steampunk sexy please
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 24, 2012, 12:01 pm
It was posted on Facebook some time ago. Not sure of origin.
valkor - June 24, 2012, 5:36 am
name of model or site you got the pic from by any chance ?


STEAMPUNK GIRL -


TAGS: marchallenge heavily dressed but sexy
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Reason - March 21, 2010, 3:31 pm
Post-apocalyptic hotness.
Derek - March 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
- if she can manage to get that jacket off


BIKINI -


TAGS: life time female behaviour vanity joke season snow sexy leg beauty easter friend
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:40 am
Thats what I call dedication to your job, ladies!
Preacher Man - October 15, 2009, 11:57 pm
Aww, those poor darlings, they must be so cold. Wonder how we can help warm them up?
ICEMAN - October 15, 2009, 8:16 pm
Hmmm, I'll take the one in the bikini!!!


GERMAN MAIDS -


TAGS: life time woman triplet halloween costume sexy gun
Rating: 2.82/5

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Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 6:03 pm
Only hairier


FROGGER - Not so entertaining in real life.


TAGS: frogger games funny sexy jailbait
Rating: 2.65/5

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uuh - June 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
Jailbait and sexy as tag? lmao.


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LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS - there's a ladykiller about


TAGS: fritzl daughter ladykiller sexy funny
Rating: 1.29/5

More motifakes by allabouttactics

Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 11:03 pm
What's the worst thing about Austrian jokes?..... The timing, yeah that must be it.


SUCCESS -


TAGS: relationships sexy loser talk earn
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! Even with the secret... few can do it.
CANADA - October 11, 2010, 9:30 pm
giving away my secrets aggy!
rerun - October 11, 2010, 8:14 pm

nope, he drugs them like the rest of us.
Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:43 am
So thats how you do it?


DIFFERENT -


TAGS: odd ball hawt sexy cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
Beautiful is what you probably were before you set out to spend massive amounts of time, money, and pain to make yourself deliberately grotesque.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 7:59 pm
I always feel sorry for the poor fools who've treated themselves like a piece of scrap paper. Especially the girls.
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2011, 10:07 am
Awesome poster and good looking chick, always a win win for you cub.


CLOWN -




OH HELL NO - If you hear a sexy southern girl say that, haul ass !


TAGS: sexy southern girl haul no
Rating: 4.2/5

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boston - July 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
So True, So True, I learned this fact in my younger ignorant days the hard way, nobody told me, until too late, LOL
Feasibly - March 30, 2012, 8:45 pm
LOL, Linda 8D
lgvernon - March 30, 2012, 8:05 pm

Toeing off shoes, pocketing earrings and saying, "Hold my beer for a second, will ya'?" are also good indicators that the scenery is about to change.
holymoly - March 29, 2012, 5:25 pm
but dont run so far that you'll be unavailable for the rebound


AMPUTEE PIRATE BABE - Three words that made MotiFake History! Now...let's go for a sail...shall we?




TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


HOT - Oh yeah... I'd hit that... with my truck.


TAGS: hot sexy girl ugly hit that
Rating: 3.2/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 9:55 pm
yah BUT with a truck you can ACESSORIZE (*COUGHrunoverrepeatedlytillitsdefinatlydeadCOUGH*)
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Semi-truck.. j u s t to make sure...
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:26 pm
Because a brick isn't like a truck... it's smaller.
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 4:26 pm
Oh Rhyle, I just laughed until I was in pain. Your comment made this motifake.
Rhyle - April 23, 2009, 6:55 am
Hells yeah! I'd hit that too...with a brick. In the face. HARD. Unnecessarily violent? Maybe a little...
mallen - April 4, 2009, 3:57 am
Whoever made this Motifake owes me $25.00 for my new keyboard. For everyones info puke will short out a keyboard.


TANNING -


TAGS: life time human nature death people choice suicide back sexy pool woman mountain bike tan line
Rating: 3/5

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Sean - September 19, 2009, 1:12 am
"This was no boating accident!"
Laffy Taffy - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
She's also a rower..


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time joke expendable crew tv show double entende sexy girl star trek kirk
Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am
Funny!


SHE-HULK - WAY hotter than Fionia


TAGS: hulk sexy women
Rating: 2.73/5

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LogicDude - June 24, 2009, 3:36 pm
Death by SnooSnoo!!!
Truth - June 24, 2009, 2:41 pm
If they tried, it'll probably get broken off...
Infamous - December 31, 2008, 7:58 pm
Damn she is hot! Power Girl outfit or not! Preferably not! Id like to see someone try some surprise buttseks with her! LOL
Cubbybear - December 18, 2008, 6:24 pm
Now if Shulkie would put on a Power Girl outfit hmmmmm?


REAL LIFE ! - DON'T TELL ME YOU CAN FIND THIS THERE


TAGS: real life sexy anime babe
Rating: 2.65/5

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agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
Lost? Nah. More like Jameson's Island.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
Gross, Random. Gay and gross.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 7:06 pm
oh didn't think we are in "LOST" ? that make it more like a jungle ! :(
MrRandom - November 21, 2009, 7:05 pm
Rule number 2 is not to be tasty
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 7:02 pm
O, good, I've made myself useful. That's survival rule number one. Otherwise, the other islanders beat you to you death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 7:01 pm
HAHA! roll with it Bart.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 7:00 pm
Why would I kill the good cop?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:59 pm
What the hell did I do!? *jumps back, startled* Are going to kill me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:54 pm
I concur....God hates you as well.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:54 pm
God, I hate you, Bart.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:52 pm
sure man there is no upset about this im happy to share it and hear others opinion and share them mine to :D
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:50 pm
Temper, temper dude... it's not too hard... it's called effort. Takes attention and desire.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
thanks again Bartimaeus im new in this i liked the idea of the posters so i tried making some because i had alot of pics i admit i like.....i know it will take more to master it but its more fun for to say what you thing simply without complications
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
Anime posters don't tend to survive here, though, unless you put A LOT into them. You could have done more with the caption, but I like the red text. Distinctive.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
thanks
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:32 pm
lol Moo+, that's mean. To who? I'm not sure, but that's mean. Anyway...Good poster, Wolvman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:31 pm
Sorry.....Woodywolverin99....is that better?
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:29 pm
...........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:28 pm
Everyone welcome....woddywolverine99!!!!
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:27 pm
U KNOW your attitude is typical u can ask quietly and but its"attitude "u may was born with it :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:23 pm
Stop yelling Fucktard.
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:22 pm
SURE U CAN FIND BUT ITS TOO D4MN HARD THANKS FOR SHARING OPINION
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:19 pm
I can tell you that I find stuff in real life that doesn't feel like a hand... and it's muuuuuuch better. Look in to it.


OH... MY... GOD... - SHE HAS JAUNDICE!


TAGS: hot girl bakini jaundice yellow sexy
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

K Wells - September 14, 2009, 11:07 am
The cream has to be internal though. Any volunteers?
SteveAlvey - September 14, 2009, 10:51 am
I've got some cream for that!


DESIRE -


TAGS: ditavontease sexy desire
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by valkor

Iconoclast - February 7, 2011, 8:23 pm
Really EXCELLENT caption!!
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:24 am

dita always gets a rise from me. n1


YEAH, SO SHE WEARS THE PANTS. - I'm thinking that's not such a problem.




SECRETARIES -


TAGS: business savvy assistant sexy
Rating: 4.67/5

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BoneCD - July 25, 2010, 9:02 am
Gezzz, you would think that people would learn the difference between a "SeXetary" and a "Secretary." The first comes with a key to the executive washroom. The second, tells your wife your in a meeting.
pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:36 am
Ow! 5 Child support checks!


MOTIFAKE WEATHER REPORT - Hot and Sticky with High Temperatures and Wet Conditions throughout the Day and Evening Hours....




Gay Test -




GORGEOUS - Long & Lean & Hopefully Clean Between


TAGS: ponytail hardbody women sexy sports
Rating: 4.4/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:43 am
Unlike my old neighbor Dinky D


BRINGING SEXY BACK - Raise your hand if you didn't know sexy was GONE!


TAGS: raise sexy gone
Rating: 3.71/5

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LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 10:18 am
Welcome!
Ed-Hyde - December 31, 2010, 9:52 am
Not bad at all for your first 'fake! Welcome aboard!


BLONDES -




MUSTACHE RIDES - They're Both About To Take One


TAGS: mustache ride sexy chicks
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

PixieStickNinja - January 11, 2010, 7:41 pm
I suspected!
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 7:23 pm
that's culos back there!!!


OMG - Who let it off its chain


TAGS: fat ugly sexy hot girls lol
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by boo

Strejda - February 17, 2013, 8:36 am
Okay, what the fuck is wrong with them? They are no models, but they are pretty cute.
Lex - June 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Is that Kool Aid Man's girl in the background? OH YEAH!!!
TigerKid - April 8, 2009, 11:01 pm
She ate her other arm. Then realised she'd set herself free.
Hector - April 8, 2009, 9:23 pm
Holy shit (brick).


ALEX EVANS - Kiss me, i'm Emo!!!


TAGS: emo hot sexy boy guy
Rating: 2.71/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:39 pm
This is a lesbian right? :P


A COOL GUY - Next Time You Want Look Cool On Facebook Hide Your Wanking Tools


TAGS: bob sexy attitude wank kleenex cool facebook
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by Skankerboy

fuckymynameucunt - February 2, 2009, 9:13 pm
i think the poster must be a real wanker himself to notice whatever the fuck that is, is it lube? anyway - whoever made this spends too much time wanking in front of a pc
victor abfalder - January 4, 2009, 4:05 am
me eather what is it
i dont get it - December 31, 2008, 2:11 am
what is that?


HIGH HEELS -




LIVING PROOF - Catgirls are real!


TAGS: aisha outlaw star catgirl catgirls anime manga sexy ecchi toonami
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by jalford

AudioStalker - March 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
Outlaw Star!! :D
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:04 am
For future reference, anime normally means its not real.


IGGY POP.... - really seems to have changed his image.....




bam -


TAGS: thoughts dirty sexy imagination interpretation
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 20, 2014, 7:52 pm
You taught me well sir...yes indeed Mr. Gary!
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:32 am
yes you do...oh yes...you do


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